Monthly Archives: June 2008

Hero of the Week: Anonymous 78-year-old Swede

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According to this BBC article, a drunk 78-year-old Swedish man attempted to row all of the way from Helsingor in Denmark to Helsingborg in Sweden. I’ve taken the ferry between those two cities, and it’s a hefty ride even by motorized vehicle — about 3 miles, BBC says.

Apparently he didn’t have the crowns for a ferry and opted to steal a dinghy to propel himself home on instead. Unfortunately for him, he fell asleep halfway out and drifted back to Denmark. I give him 5 gold stars for effort though. It’s one thing to steal a car, but something entirely different to steal a rowboat at the age of 78 and have the arms to cross the Oresund Strait. Only in Scandinavia.

Indian Star Wars

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This week, India renounced their previous stance against the militarization of space and established a “space cell,” whatever that means, according to this Daily Times piece:

India has set up an integrated ‘space cell’ in the Defence Ministry to protect Indian satellites and to enhance their military and civilian capability.

Apparently this is mostly and defensive pose directed toward China to dissuade them from thinking about touching any of the Indian satellites. More power to them, I say. Really, I’m just a little bummed that the Indian government’s bid to parody Ronald Reagan’s Star Wars has still seems to have beaten a serious Bollywood bid to parody George Lucas’ Star Wars. For now, we’ll still have to all settle for this.

Chapter 2: Forced Migration

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The Astonishing Tales of Whitey S. Whale Presents: “Forced Migration”